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Sometimes I think dating a christian can be a pretty stupid rule (depending on the person)...

I've been thinking about this mainly for guys how it can be insanely hard for us to hit it on christian girls. God made us all imperfect to sin, like killing people, take drugs, have butsekkz with multiple women or ghey sekkz etc etc. I find it stupid because women are the most pickiest creatures in the world, they hate guys that would do that because they're so fickle. For example, back in highschool, I accidentally said a curse word, like the word b*tch. I really hated her back then but when I said it, she took out her bible showing me the 10 commandments. Seriously after her showing me that bible, I was about to show her my fist that day.

They are definitely more pickier than dudes because we want anything that moves lol i kid, well sorta. Plus considering that they're christians, they would probably wanna hit it on christian dudes. So not only them being picky but you have to be a christian on top of that. It also depends on a scale from 1-10 how christian is the guy. I find that pretty retarded because not every guy is a hardcore christian, people like myself. So if they talk bible language with me, i'll be honest, I probably wouldn't understand one word the person is saying.

It's also stupid because if I wanted to hit it on a christian girl, the population is so limited. Not every hot girl is a christian. Sometimes non-christians are so much nicer than christians. Other than that, after all this thinking, I don't care if I hit it on a non-christian because I'd rather not be judged if I am a terrible christian or to become too picky. I am sure I'll miss God but I prefer that than being criticized. I know I am being too general with this topic but I am talking about the people that are super holy level.

3.5 months = 3.5 miles of running

Within the 3.5 months of not running, I really hate my f'in life. Not only have I felt like **** every day on the days I get up at 12pm or do I feel fat. I really hate television now that Lost is over. I really hate the haters that tell me they hate me. I really hate this damn **** economy. I really hate rejection from stupid jobs. I really hate people that have an easier/luckier life than me. I really hate people that think they know everything. I really hate people that always act better than me without having them know they are. I really hate getting kicked out of the meadowlands. I really hate being the 5th/7th wheel. I really hated my church (CEMQ)temporarily to have this feel of rejection of not getting baptized the date I wanted. I really hate people that tell me that I don't deserved to get baptized. I hate people that always criticize me every gosh damn second of whatever actions I do. I really hate doing unpaid internships that take advantage of you. I hate people that criticize my blogs. **** you all and life!

However, I feel so much better after running 3.5 miles today.

The letter that's being sent after I got ejected from the new Giants stadium -_-

June 17, 2010

Dear Daniel DeLorenzi and the Giants Organization,

In terms of my ejection from Giants stadium and possibly the first person ever to get ejected in the new stadium, I have experienced the worst day in my entire life visiting the Meadowlands (Giants Stadium). Considering that day (June 15, 2010) was my first time visiting Giant Stadium, I can finally understand why the stadium was built in New Jersey instead of New York and why you have the Jets playing in the same stadium. I think that because the person that owns the stadium must be in a serious budget crisis or most likely extremely frugal.

I can understand the stadium’s construction is incomplete but I think the stadium looks like it is labeled “made from China” all over the stadium from how everything is cheaply designed. First of all, I think it is inexcusable for the stadium to literally look like an enormous parking lot where I can park my car up to the 30th floor. Second, the turf you have on the field looks like each square foot was made from child labor, unfortunately maintaining real grass can be very expensive to the organization. Third, the chairs for the first 15 rows don’t even have cushion seats. It felt like I was sitting on plastic chairs that were made by fisher price. And finally, not only does the organization can’t afford cheerleaders, which contain nothing but a giant sausage on the field but in terms of my ejection, you can’t even afford to buy a decent lock for your beverages.

Let me explain my story in full details. The weather was of course extremely hot that day. So anyway, I asked my friend if he wanted a drink. He of course asked for a Gatorade and I also wanted a Gatorade too, so I went up the stairs and the first thing I saw was this shiny refrigerator. I didn’t even see any lock nor was my intentions to even break the lock and with all modesty, I had a twig sized arm in which I have accidentally broken. Then this huge chubby dark skin worker guy was like, why did you break the lock or don’t you see the lock? If I saw the lock, I wouldn’t have opened it so gently in front of a huge evidential crowd in the first place. I honestly was not even trying to steal any of the beverages and I thought it was a grocery style by just bringing the drinks to the cashier. You can also notice that I wasn’t even trying to steal the beverages because I even went to the cashier and took out my wallet to buy 2 Gatorades, in which the stadium still owes me $10. Then of course the security pulled me over, and the best part about it was being pulled inside of the office with air condition but nothing else was very pleasant just by the fact that I knew I was going to get kicked out of the stadium, while that I also knew I was going to stay outside for a couple of hours.

In overall consequences, I am asking you and to your organization to unban me from the stadium. I am truly sorry that I broke your lock without even noticing that it was there. Other than that, I am also asking you if I can get my $10 refund, if not then I would be generously happy if you can use that extra cash towards a decent lock that not even the World’s Strongest Man can open to get a beverage.

Thank you for your consideration!

Sincerely,
Michael Chu

I edit the names... sorry for being a jerk and posting up real names

What the heck am I suppose to do in front of a bunch of girls when you're kinda drunk???

I've been pretty lazy about blogging but I will promise you this one to be long. Yesterday I had one of the worst nights ever!! It was definitely not a day and I seriously lost my manhood just because of yesterday. Let me start, anyway I was at some restaurant that was serving unlimited beer and chicken and stuff which cost around $25 a person for Justin Hui's last day to go to Hong Kong. So I drank as much beers as possible because it was a chinese thing to take as much stuff as possible. The cool thing was that they served each beer in bottles. So I end up drinking like 6 beers and I turned out to become very dizzy and nauseating. I wasn't drunk because I could control myself but I couldn't focus or walk straight at times.


Anyway after drinking that many beers, we went to some like bar.. I was still of course dizzy and sick from the alcohol. However, I was luckily enough to sit in the bar with a table of girls, YAY!!! (n, c, a, s,etc. etc.) The problem was that I was so sick to do anything, it was hard to impress, hard to think.. So I just kept chugging water to dilute the alcohol in me.. So anyway, I heard yelling and cursing in the back. It was Justin Hui's friend against n and w... So they start talking trash to each other, acting all black and crap. So then w comes to my table smelling like fish and showing his ripped t-shirt from all that flexing. He comes cursing in front of the girls acting all bad. Saying like I'll bleeping kill the guy if they be messing with n. So he was getting all the attention here and there.. I was like, damn he be taking my mojo away. All the girls digged him because they love bad guys and they love to hear when guy curse and love to hear about the latest gossip and stuff. It gets them all fired up.ALL FROM w. So I had to leave that table because w was winning the battle and I ended up sitting with the uncool table. I definitely didn't stand a chance to go against w.. =(. In other words, I wasn't trying to hit it on any of the girls but it was just the principle of losing in such a unfair battle. BTW, you suck w!

It doesn't even end here... So we end up leaving, I left with js, s, n, and c. We start walking and stuff and it was just 2 guys out of the other girls. In analogy, it was like jS being batman and I was just the other ghey robin. So anyway I started walking towards n, I was like "How was your day?" and then she was like "You asked me that like 3 times." So I was like =(. Then I walked away and turned back to j and s.. They were talking to each other and I was the total outkast. So we went to the Long Island Rail Road, jbought her ticket and I was the total loser asking "where are we going?" So anyway, I was like the ghey inexperienced child and batman was just doing everything for me to get my railroad ticket. Girls was of course adoring j because he was so in control...ughhh. Then we went to the railroad, some homeless guy comes in. I didn't give him any money but of course jtakes his wallet out and gives him like 2 bux. The homeless just takes it and leaves the train LOL. So anyway, christina was like, "aww you're so sweet j!" I was just rolling my eyes with jealousy =(. Then I told j "Yo, I don't need a ride(his batmobile)" (that's because I didn't wanna look like a total douchebag anymore) BUT, he had to do the friend route. saying "I am doing this because I am your friend." -_-... I was like gosh damn, this day will never end. So the train stopped at Flushing..we started walking and I was whining like a ghey robin because I seriously didn't want to look like a tool anymore. I was like just drive the girls (n and s) home and I'll take the bus. However, I ended up going in the car (j's batmobile) with them. The ride wasn't too bad but I told him, "Today sucks! I am so depressed because of the stupid alcohol I drank." I never really said the main reason why I was so pissed yesterday.

The bottom line was that I literally felt like a Turd that didn't get flushed in the toliet that day. The girls probably thought I was the biggest effing loser. My manhood turned into massive estrogen and I wanted to kill my self. Other than that, thanks j for driving me home :)

Black Milk Tea w/ Tapioca balls

Today is one of those days that people at quickly ruined my order because I didn't ask for balls in my drink. I tried to order Black Milk Tea with no tapioca balls, but the lady just put balls in my drink. I didn't bother complaining that I had balls in my drink because I wasn't really in the mood to complain that I have balls in black milk tea. There's a reason why I don't ask for Tapioca balls. I don't ask for balls in my drink because first of all, how am I suppose to taste the wonderful flavor of milk tea? Milk tea is one of the most refreshing tasting drinks ever! It's very delicious. On the other hand, the balls in my mouth are very distracting to the taste of milk tea. Every time I go to Flushing Main St. I always order Milk Tea with no balls at quickly with my old student ID card that I don't even use. They obviously don't care but it's pretty unfortunate that I am very dishonest about that. Those 50 cents do add up!

I also don't get balls in my drink because not only does it distract the taste, it's very distracting into talking to people. Like if people ask why can I not talk straight? I am gonna say sorry I am drinking milk tea and there is a lot of balls in my mouth. Sorry but that sounds pretty ghey. Luckily today, I was waiting for the bus next to garbage can and was slowly drinking the milk tea because there so many gosh damn balls in the way when I am trying to drink the milk tea. So I had at least like 5-6 in my mouth and start spitting them balls in the garbage can, which btw has 5 calories for each ball. Why eat 5 calories a ball if I don't like the balls? It doesn't even taste like anything. Alrite, I think I got to the point that I hate having balls in my mouth. However, I do believe I wrote the gheyest entry ever about me having tapioca balls in my mouth today.

Fact: College is the most overrated piece of crap...

After these past couple of years of I've been thinking to myself, I should have been a college drop out. It would totally make sense because I probably would be just as successful back then as I am now, especially how the economy is so much better back then. The only reason why I have to do stupid college is because I have to make my parents proud, make people think positive of you, networking (in which I don't even contact any of my school friends because they're pretty much under a rock) and oh yeah, impress chicks LOL. However, I am becoming to think it's an overpriced business gimmick to represent symbolism of some type of school you go to. Seriously who the hell cares what school you go to? Like any Suny, Cuny, some unknown private school or a community college. It doesn’t matter because they're really all the same. You're pretty much wasting thousands of dollars unless you go to a school like Harvard. Job's would definitely care what school you go to especially if it's an ivy league or sometimes not. They also don't even look at your diploma either. I had a handful of job interviews that looked at my resume and none of the job interviews asked for proof that I graduated from Stony Brook. In fact my diploma is still sealed in some cardboard envelope in which my school mailed me in and I still have not even opened it. I should be framing or laminating it but screw that, I am not going to spend money on a retarded frame in this terrible economy.

Other than that, I am just annoyed because I hate it when people say they go to college just to learn and crap like that, ok that’s fine, but is spending thousands of dollars on learning really worth it? Hell no! I've already forgot like 80% of what I've learned and even if I do remember some of this stuff, I am pretty sure I am not going to use it in this outside world. People pretty much only care about your logic and street smart these days. Society would also say studying and crap makes you become a lot smarter or even more responsible to become a hard worker. I still think that's such crap because everyone has a choice to do things. It also doesn't make you smarter; it's really your parents fault in terms of genetics.

Anyway, I think I am done ranting, but I just want to say whoever dropped out of college or just only have their associates and became successful through connections or you're just super socially gifted that some buddy of yours hooked you to get you a six figure job, congratulations! I just hope you make your kids proud of you that your ass dropped out. Also, that you didn't meet your wife at some college but instead you met her at some ditch or at a bar.

Gran Torino was mediocre at best.

My bad for not updating my blog for so long, but quite honest, I've been pretty damn lazy LOL. I just saw this movie called "Gran Torino". That movie could have been so much better if the acting wasn't that painful to watch or listen. It was pretty brutal in terms of thinking how some of these damn gooks even got a part in this movie. I honestly felt like it was watching one of those cheap chinese church skits that can't act but towards the end it has a meaning to it, instead of having someone to read a verse from a bible, you have to listen to Clint Eastwood sing at the end credits. Seriously, who heck would wanna hear him sing? I can understand people complaining about Christian Bale's batman voice but how can you not complain about a guy that sounds like batman and sings? He literally sounds like he's coughing out blood all over ktv and some asian person has to clean up after each song he finishes, no joke man. I had to at least watch American Idol that can cancel out the noise.

Overall, I thought it was pretty okay but definitely overrated. It is still watchable but I think Clint Eastwood needs to stop finding these horrible actors. I wouldn't be surprised if he found those ghetto gook actors from the same neighborhood as the movie was in. Anyway I hope I can update more but I just needed to vent how bad the acting was in that movie because it could have been a 8.5/10 but it drops to like 7.0/10 for me. Plus there was an asian girl hitting on another white dude, that's another no no from me.

Celebrating your Friend's Birthdays....

The one thing I really hate celebrating is: people's\friends birthdays. I hate it because they choose such a fancy $50-$100 restaurant and we have to pay for it. Of course they're going to choose whatever because they don't have to pay for it. I am not being cheap or anything but it's annoying how we have to spend money on a friend the day they're born. Honestly, do I even give a damn about they're born that day? Hell No. I know I am being negative but I've been thinking about this a lot on each friend's birthday and sometimes I just wish I don't have any friends party to go to. If I don't go then that person is going to think I'm a douchebag for not even going and thinking that you're not my friend...but anyway life is life.

It would also upsets me when my birthday starts, and I go to their birthday like every year, and then they don't come to mine...It just annoys me because I'm your dedicated friend that pays for your east buffet meal, and I don't get anything in return. Other than that I just wish in order to be friends you shouldn't have to be materialistic in buying them a beer.

From now on, I'm going to take a group picture and list the people that went to my birthday B-)...

Awful interview today.

That interview was just awful! I was applying to some IT technician position at some company called TI-Tone in Main St. Flushing. I was hoping to get this position because it was so close to my house, but I pretty much doubt I am getting it just because they asked me such retarded technical hardware/networking questions that I had no freaking clue. Like I know there's a lot of competition in this stupid horrible economy, but this position is only a $10-12 full time position, which can't even support me in a broken cardboard box. I don't understand why these interviewers have to ask hard ass questions? They should've knew that I barely have any experience just by looking at my resume, but instead they are just gonna make every entry level person feel like a dumbass. I just wish they can just hire me so I can be willing to learn this but instead they're going to make an experienced person feel more intelligent than a n00b like myself. Yes I know I should've studied but there just so much IT information to know and it would be a lot easier learning if it was just hands-on. This is why unemployment rate is so freaking high..

Brokeback Mountain from Xanga 12/10/06

When I was watching BrokeBack Mountain on HBO 3 days ago, I was being very careful to not get turned on. I was very scared that I was going to get turned on. My roomate probably already thinks i am ghey for watching that movie, not like theres anything wrong with that. Well anyways I thought the movie was actually pretty good. I kinda missed the beginning and I just made it to see the ghey butseckz intercourse scene. I was on my computer, trying to focus on my computer and try to have a wonderful time. The sound of it was very provoking, but I had to deal with it cuz its life. I could HAVE changed the channel...but .ehhh nevermind. However, I was very upset for their wives because they were soo freakin hawt! I am just trying to understand why cant they put mediocre chicks...but instead they put hawt wives that they had to cheat on.. Ang lee is very unrealistic on that part. Well anyways I liked the movie a lot, but not the men though (just to make sure to those that are reading this because people can be so ignorant sometimes..).

In conclusion, I did not get turned on and I think everyone should give this movie a chance...the ghey stuff is not that bad. Actually nevermind, it was pretty bad, but it was a great movie! I liked it because it had a lot of meaning to it..it gives you a feelin about how painful love can be which makes me want to cry! But i did not cry.... 9/10