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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

What the heck am I suppose to do in front of a bunch of girls when you're kinda drunk???

I've been pretty lazy about blogging but I will promise you this one to be long. Yesterday I had one of the worst nights ever!! It was definitely not a day and I seriously lost my manhood just because of yesterday. Let me start, anyway I was at some restaurant that was serving unlimited beer and chicken and stuff which cost around $25 a person for Justin Hui's last day to go to Hong Kong. So I drank as much beers as possible because it was a chinese thing to take as much stuff as possible. The cool thing was that they served each beer in bottles. So I end up drinking like 6 beers and I turned out to become very dizzy and nauseating. I wasn't drunk because I could control myself but I couldn't focus or walk straight at times.


Anyway after drinking that many beers, we went to some like bar.. I was still of course dizzy and sick from the alcohol. However, I was luckily enough to sit in the bar with a table of girls, YAY!!! (n, c, a, s,etc. etc.) The problem was that I was so sick to do anything, it was hard to impress, hard to think.. So I just kept chugging water to dilute the alcohol in me.. So anyway, I heard yelling and cursing in the back. It was Justin Hui's friend against n and w... So they start talking trash to each other, acting all black and crap. So then w comes to my table smelling like fish and showing his ripped t-shirt from all that flexing. He comes cursing in front of the girls acting all bad. Saying like I'll bleeping kill the guy if they be messing with n. So he was getting all the attention here and there.. I was like, damn he be taking my mojo away. All the girls digged him because they love bad guys and they love to hear when guy curse and love to hear about the latest gossip and stuff. It gets them all fired up.ALL FROM w. So I had to leave that table because w was winning the battle and I ended up sitting with the uncool table. I definitely didn't stand a chance to go against w.. =(. In other words, I wasn't trying to hit it on any of the girls but it was just the principle of losing in such a unfair battle. BTW, you suck w!

It doesn't even end here... So we end up leaving, I left with js, s, n, and c. We start walking and stuff and it was just 2 guys out of the other girls. In analogy, it was like jS being batman and I was just the other ghey robin. So anyway I started walking towards n, I was like "How was your day?" and then she was like "You asked me that like 3 times." So I was like =(. Then I walked away and turned back to j and s.. They were talking to each other and I was the total outkast. So we went to the Long Island Rail Road, jbought her ticket and I was the total loser asking "where are we going?" So anyway, I was like the ghey inexperienced child and batman was just doing everything for me to get my railroad ticket. Girls was of course adoring j because he was so in control...ughhh. Then we went to the railroad, some homeless guy comes in. I didn't give him any money but of course jtakes his wallet out and gives him like 2 bux. The homeless just takes it and leaves the train LOL. So anyway, christina was like, "aww you're so sweet j!" I was just rolling my eyes with jealousy =(. Then I told j "Yo, I don't need a ride(his batmobile)" (that's because I didn't wanna look like a total douchebag anymore) BUT, he had to do the friend route. saying "I am doing this because I am your friend." -_-... I was like gosh damn, this day will never end. So the train stopped at Flushing..we started walking and I was whining like a ghey robin because I seriously didn't want to look like a tool anymore. I was like just drive the girls (n and s) home and I'll take the bus. However, I ended up going in the car (j's batmobile) with them. The ride wasn't too bad but I told him, "Today sucks! I am so depressed because of the stupid alcohol I drank." I never really said the main reason why I was so pissed yesterday.

The bottom line was that I literally felt like a Turd that didn't get flushed in the toliet that day. The girls probably thought I was the biggest effing loser. My manhood turned into massive estrogen and I wanted to kill my self. Other than that, thanks j for driving me home :)

10 comments:

  1. I literally LOL on this post. love it!

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  2. lol omg I did too...aww mchu. you're not a turd :(

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  3. i guess justin or whatever his name knows now!
    also giving money to homeless people is pretty stupid, not sweet. if i were there i'd definitely point that out. why? because basically you're rewarding failure and most likely he's going to use it on drugs or alcohol. you know what's sweet? winning travian after your alliance backstabs you.

    girls thinking that its sweet to give money to an alleged homeless guy is sweet is equivalent to them thinking that if the guy is dirt poor, its romantic to go to some food stand as a date. however if said guy did the same thing and had money its being cheap. unbelievable.

    finally you were definitely drunk , shouldn't have left the winner table, and gotta ask different things. such as why do girls think its romantic when a poor guy goes to a food stand for a date, but if the guy had lots of money its being cheap?

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  4. HAHAHAHHA i love it!! straight forward and no sugar coating.

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  5. I'm trying so hard to keep a straight face at work.

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  6. wow mike...thats what we call keepin in real

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  7. I guess next time you're out you're not drinking at all and going to be the hero!

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  8. Chicks don't dig drunk guys. Believe that.

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