The letter that's being sent after I got ejected from the new Giants stadium -_-

June 17, 2010

Dear Daniel DeLorenzi and the Giants Organization,

In terms of my ejection from Giants stadium and possibly the first person ever to get ejected in the new stadium, I have experienced the worst day in my entire life visiting the Meadowlands (Giants Stadium). Considering that day (June 15, 2010) was my first time visiting Giant Stadium, I can finally understand why the stadium was built in New Jersey instead of New York and why you have the Jets playing in the same stadium. I think that because the person that owns the stadium must be in a serious budget crisis or most likely extremely frugal.

I can understand the stadium’s construction is incomplete but I think the stadium looks like it is labeled “made from China” all over the stadium from how everything is cheaply designed. First of all, I think it is inexcusable for the stadium to literally look like an enormous parking lot where I can park my car up to the 30th floor. Second, the turf you have on the field looks like each square foot was made from child labor, unfortunately maintaining real grass can be very expensive to the organization. Third, the chairs for the first 15 rows don’t even have cushion seats. It felt like I was sitting on plastic chairs that were made by fisher price. And finally, not only does the organization can’t afford cheerleaders, which contain nothing but a giant sausage on the field but in terms of my ejection, you can’t even afford to buy a decent lock for your beverages.

Let me explain my story in full details. The weather was of course extremely hot that day. So anyway, I asked my friend if he wanted a drink. He of course asked for a Gatorade and I also wanted a Gatorade too, so I went up the stairs and the first thing I saw was this shiny refrigerator. I didn’t even see any lock nor was my intentions to even break the lock and with all modesty, I had a twig sized arm in which I have accidentally broken. Then this huge chubby dark skin worker guy was like, why did you break the lock or don’t you see the lock? If I saw the lock, I wouldn’t have opened it so gently in front of a huge evidential crowd in the first place. I honestly was not even trying to steal any of the beverages and I thought it was a grocery style by just bringing the drinks to the cashier. You can also notice that I wasn’t even trying to steal the beverages because I even went to the cashier and took out my wallet to buy 2 Gatorades, in which the stadium still owes me $10. Then of course the security pulled me over, and the best part about it was being pulled inside of the office with air condition but nothing else was very pleasant just by the fact that I knew I was going to get kicked out of the stadium, while that I also knew I was going to stay outside for a couple of hours.

In overall consequences, I am asking you and to your organization to unban me from the stadium. I am truly sorry that I broke your lock without even noticing that it was there. Other than that, I am also asking you if I can get my $10 refund, if not then I would be generously happy if you can use that extra cash towards a decent lock that not even the World’s Strongest Man can open to get a beverage.

Thank you for your consideration!

Sincerely,
Michael Chu

I edit the names... sorry for being a jerk and posting up real names

What the heck am I suppose to do in front of a bunch of girls when you're kinda drunk???

I've been pretty lazy about blogging but I will promise you this one to be long. Yesterday I had one of the worst nights ever!! It was definitely not a day and I seriously lost my manhood just because of yesterday. Let me start, anyway I was at some restaurant that was serving unlimited beer and chicken and stuff which cost around $25 a person for Justin Hui's last day to go to Hong Kong. So I drank as much beers as possible because it was a chinese thing to take as much stuff as possible. The cool thing was that they served each beer in bottles. So I end up drinking like 6 beers and I turned out to become very dizzy and nauseating. I wasn't drunk because I could control myself but I couldn't focus or walk straight at times.


Anyway after drinking that many beers, we went to some like bar.. I was still of course dizzy and sick from the alcohol. However, I was luckily enough to sit in the bar with a table of girls, YAY!!! (n, c, a, s,etc. etc.) The problem was that I was so sick to do anything, it was hard to impress, hard to think.. So I just kept chugging water to dilute the alcohol in me.. So anyway, I heard yelling and cursing in the back. It was Justin Hui's friend against n and w... So they start talking trash to each other, acting all black and crap. So then w comes to my table smelling like fish and showing his ripped t-shirt from all that flexing. He comes cursing in front of the girls acting all bad. Saying like I'll bleeping kill the guy if they be messing with n. So he was getting all the attention here and there.. I was like, damn he be taking my mojo away. All the girls digged him because they love bad guys and they love to hear when guy curse and love to hear about the latest gossip and stuff. It gets them all fired up.ALL FROM w. So I had to leave that table because w was winning the battle and I ended up sitting with the uncool table. I definitely didn't stand a chance to go against w.. =(. In other words, I wasn't trying to hit it on any of the girls but it was just the principle of losing in such a unfair battle. BTW, you suck w!

It doesn't even end here... So we end up leaving, I left with js, s, n, and c. We start walking and stuff and it was just 2 guys out of the other girls. In analogy, it was like jS being batman and I was just the other ghey robin. So anyway I started walking towards n, I was like "How was your day?" and then she was like "You asked me that like 3 times." So I was like =(. Then I walked away and turned back to j and s.. They were talking to each other and I was the total outkast. So we went to the Long Island Rail Road, jbought her ticket and I was the total loser asking "where are we going?" So anyway, I was like the ghey inexperienced child and batman was just doing everything for me to get my railroad ticket. Girls was of course adoring j because he was so in control...ughhh. Then we went to the railroad, some homeless guy comes in. I didn't give him any money but of course jtakes his wallet out and gives him like 2 bux. The homeless just takes it and leaves the train LOL. So anyway, christina was like, "aww you're so sweet j!" I was just rolling my eyes with jealousy =(. Then I told j "Yo, I don't need a ride(his batmobile)" (that's because I didn't wanna look like a total douchebag anymore) BUT, he had to do the friend route. saying "I am doing this because I am your friend." -_-... I was like gosh damn, this day will never end. So the train stopped at Flushing..we started walking and I was whining like a ghey robin because I seriously didn't want to look like a tool anymore. I was like just drive the girls (n and s) home and I'll take the bus. However, I ended up going in the car (j's batmobile) with them. The ride wasn't too bad but I told him, "Today sucks! I am so depressed because of the stupid alcohol I drank." I never really said the main reason why I was so pissed yesterday.

The bottom line was that I literally felt like a Turd that didn't get flushed in the toliet that day. The girls probably thought I was the biggest effing loser. My manhood turned into massive estrogen and I wanted to kill my self. Other than that, thanks j for driving me home :)